I've spent a lot of time watching TV shows since school got out. By TV shows I mean 30 Rock on netflix and by a lot of time I mean give or take 5 seasons in the last week and a halfish...
This is what happens when I start something...Avatar, Psych, Harry Potter movies. I have to finish them.
...to share some of the fun I'm having:
Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan): "I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?"
Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin): "I have two ears and a heart, don't I?"
Okay, fine, maybe I'm a little old-fashioned. I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some over-sexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond.– Liz
I'm sure [my mother] is down there sitting on the curb, chain smoking, waiting for me to come out, just like the day I was born.– Jenna
Someone get a PA to feed me baby food, or I will drop a D in the green room. Yeah. Last week you thought I was crying wolf, didn'tcha?– Jenna
Thanks, Jack, for coming to this emergency meeting. I'm sorry I'm four hours late, but my alarm clock didn't go off because it died in a cock fight last night.– Tracy
If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it.– Liz