Wow, talk about ugly. There is about 1 cute one for every 873,509,689 ugly ones. Who's idea was that??? Just because I will feel like a whale in the water doesn't mean I have to be creepier looking than one.
Here are some contenders:
who likes flowers this much?
Someone decided each and every imaginable pattern can go together??!
the 1970's called...I can't even think of a terrible enough ending for that joke.
Sorry if anyone owns any of those bathing suits...they are pretty awful.
And lastly on this rant, who decided it was a great idea to have NON-PREGNANT ladies modeling maternity swimsuits?? About half the websites have very much non pregnant girls modeling their suits, is not at all helpful or informative! I want to know what it looks like when you are big and huge and round. A pregnant belly is hard to imagine in a bathing suit unless you can see it!
Wish me luck, I may look like a freak this summer.
I was just surfing the tube yesterday and naturally, one of my commercial pitstops is ABC family. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory was playing. Let me update everyone who doesn't already know taht I LOVE the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and the old Willy Wonka movie is old and creeps me out. I allowed myself to become extremely critical and I came up with these reasons why the new movie whomps the old movie.
1) Old Charlie = really really not cute and really really bad actor.
New Charlie = really really cute and really really good actor.
2) 1st movie = waaaay too much boring singing
(this is the mom about to sing cheer up charlie...gag me.)
3) New movie...MAGICAL...and appropriately creepy
Old factory = looks like a nasty old water park with rusty water
3) I like the new oompa loompas much better :)..I don't dream about them murdering me in the night.
VERSUS
4) The new cast had so much more character.
Versus
5) The background stories were priceless
(I couldn't Find a picture of willy wonka with headgear...forgive me.)
"This is the puppet hospital and burn center. It's relatively new."
6) Johnny Depp's entrance beats Gene Wilder's
7) Creeper Gene Wilder...he ate the flower by choice...that was not in the script.
8) Slugworth was basically cut in the new movie...loved that.
9) It was just a better movie. People who say the new movie is too scary and creepy should go learn how to not be such babies. I distinctly remember going to that movie with the Weenigs and laughing from the beginning to the end. I remember finishing the old movie for the first time and feeling really uncomfortable.
After a spooky day Me and Mike spent the day doing what we do best. We went and got Chinese food, did the crossword, ate sugar cookies shaped like candycorn (complements of Katie and Joel), and then flipped between Pawn Stars, Cake Boss, and the Chargers/Chiefs game.
(Yes, that is my pumpkin from last year, but I like it better than our 2-face jack-o-lantern this year.)
Best part of all was the political conversation sparked from my book on educational reform in the US.
Mike: "I mean it's pretty impressive, two people from the movie predator became governors. Who knows, maybe the predator himself will become a governor." (proceeds to make predator noises and shake his hands)
Yep, married life is pretty glamorous. Just for fun I'll flash back to one of my favorite Mike quotes:
Preface...Just saw a preview to the Twilight movie that featured Dakota Fanning. Brittany: "That would be so awkward to be in a movie with Kristen Stewart after making out with her in your last movie". Mike: "That would be so awkward being in a movie with Kristen Stewart."
It's true, I was attacked by a cougar this weekend.
I'm sure you have plenty of questions for me...
Am I ok? I think so.
Was it sad? Not really.
Did my friends try to help me? Heck no.
Did I almost wet my pants in fear and laughter? Maybe.
I'm sure you know the name...
Yes, Cosmo invaded my personal space at the football game. All I did was reach out to touch his arm...I wanted to touch a cougar. Then he turned and pounced. He put his paws on my head and shook me all around. Mike was laughing too hard to offer help. Then thank goodness the animal lost interest and crawled down the bleachers to another victim.
So there you have it. Moral of the story? Never trust a cougar with a football jersey on.
