Here are some contenders:

who likes flowers this much?

Someone decided each and every imaginable pattern can go together??!

the 1970's called...I can't even think of a terrible enough ending for that joke.
Sorry if anyone owns any of those bathing suits...they are pretty awful.
And lastly on this rant, who decided it was a great idea to have NON-PREGNANT ladies modeling maternity swimsuits?? About half the websites have very much non pregnant girls modeling their suits, is not at all helpful or informative! I want to know what it looks like when you are big and huge and round. A pregnant belly is hard to imagine in a bathing suit unless you can see it!
Wish me luck, I may look like a freak this summer.