Obsession?

I've spent a lot of time watching TV shows since school got out. By TV shows I mean 30 Rock on netflix and by a lot of time I mean give or take 5 seasons in the last week and a halfish...

This is what happens when I start something...Avatar, Psych, Harry Potter movies. I have to finish them.

...to share some of the fun I'm having:

Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan): "I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?"

Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin): "I have two ears and a heart, don't I?"

Okay, fine, maybe I'm a little old-fashioned. I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some over-sexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond.

– Liz

Frank:Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died.Tracy:I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

I'm sure [my mother] is down there sitting on the curb, chain smoking, waiting for me to come out, just like the day I was born.

– Jenna

Someone get a PA to feed me baby food, or I will drop a D in the green room. Yeah. Last week you thought I was crying wolf, didn'tcha?

– Jenna

Thanks, Jack, for coming to this emergency meeting. I'm sorry I'm four hours late, but my alarm clock didn't go off because it died in a cock fight last night.

– Tracy

If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I'd get free cable for life, I'd do it.

– Liz

One of my favorites...by far

Now that school's done (for 5 days) i can go back to doing what I love...cat videos.

The music really makes this one

Haley

That's pretty neat!

This video is a gem. Enjoy.

Haley J

Not a funny post...just REALLY crazy, follow the link

This is your pilot screaming.

Two Comments:

1) I would have died. (of fear)

2) This only adds to why I hate flying....sure sure this "never happens"...wrongo!

Haley

my thoughts while shuffling songs

James Blunt = only good on very VERY VERY special occasions...not the romantic ones...I just pretty much always skip over his music on random

Willy Wonka songs = creepy, thanks Taylor

D12 = dirty...What was I thinking as an 8th grader? (it's edited but that means there are like 4 words that aren't bleeped out)

"mother $%^&*@ gotta $%^&*( my brother...? I literally just went 5 seconds without any words...just the beat"

Mean Girls music = just like wal mart clothes...poor quality and kind of boring, but oddly enticing.

Queen = best described by my dad: "suuuper gay."

Walk it out = still as great as the first time I heard it

Bob Dylan = reminds me of my grandpa "I paid that much money to watch a drunk stumble around on stage?"

Counting Crows = my favorite ever ever ever ever ever always...I love them

Whitney Houston = another dad quote: "If you wanted to torture me, throw me in a deep warm hole, cover me in sticky marshmallows, and play Whitney Houston."

Britney Spears = shouldn't have covered I can't get no satisfaction...

Elton John = makes me dance like a Maniac in Houston, Rochester, and now Provo

Jack Johnson = makes me want to drive on a warm day with my feet out the window

Kieth Urban = I love him. and everything he sings...mostly

Edited 50 Cent = Thank you Sarah Tidwell

Destiny's Child = I wish I were black so I could agree with all the injustice.

Killers = I love you Paulina.

Green Day = why?

Gwen Stefani "Crash" = hahahahaha yessss!

Jimmy Eat World = flashback to middle school...(the good parts)

Taylor Swift's cover on "umbrella" = this should be the real version

N'Sync "tearin' up my heart" = flashback: Me, Caitlin Prunty, Ashleigh and Megan Prunty creating a music video in the garage...not for jokes

Shakira = the best artist in the world to end on...just so good

Yeah that was a little lame, but it was fun. Try it sometime.

haleyj

math

This sums it up...

"A mathematician is a blind man in a

dark room looking for a black cat, which isn't even there."

Charles Darwin

Shmorgishborg of pictures

So this entry is a bit more rando than usual. I haven't posted in a really long time, but I swear I will finish out with the family description...this is just a side-note post.

So last Friday we hung out with the Stevensons...super fun people, and we went and made pinewood derby cars....it was awesome

So Me, Mike, Haley, and Jeremy raced our awesome cars. Naturally mine won the first two races until the wheels whacked out (quite literally) But it was fun anyway. I think it was in the riverwoods plaza so it's definitely a fun place to check out.

My car is the second one from the left...the purple one with the zig-zags on back. It is awesome. If you would like to come view the champ it's currently mounted on my fridge.

So while I was uploading these pictures I discovered a few gems that were hiding in our camera...Hopefully someone will get a kick out of them, because I sure did.

This first one is basically my favorite buddy at day camp. If I had downsyndrom, I would be this child.

Literally everytime we were buddied up I ended up laughing more than half the time. This boy made more poop jokes than me...some of you will know the significance of that statement. I don't know how many times I ended up dragging this kid out of the pool during lifeguard break time, but needless to say it was revealed that I am a horrible swimmer in front of all the soldiers field pool patrons. Then once I'd get him out and turn my back to pick up a towel he was halfway across the pool again. Def my favorite and I for sure miss this boy.

Picture #2...If I had a moustache, ya da da da da da da da da da da da da da dum (fiddler on a roof that last line)

Look at how cool I look. I don't know If I need more words to go with this image. If you're wondering, I got those balloons for Mike's birthday and he decided to do a portrait of his dad on one. ta da!

Needless to say, this would be a more accurate representation of me with a mustachio. Just to set the record straight, If I were to choose that path, it

would be a civil war stache all the way.

And Finally, Mike's new hairdo...I love Hercules so this one can only bring back great memories "whoa is my hair out?!"

So there you have it...weird pictures but fun none the less.

Haley J